Do it for the cheesecake.

notmydate:

I slowed these two gifs down so you can see the nose wrinkle they each do.  In the first gif Mary is asking John if he is going to see Sherlock after work, and wrinkling her nose in support of the idea.  In the second gif John is saying ‘yeah, I think so' in response to Mrs. Hudson's comment that Mary is 'lovely’.

I find the symmetry in their expressions interesting because the cute-nose-wrinkle-thing-affirming-someone’s-statement is not something that John does.  I can’t think of a single other time he’s done this, and even this time it’s fleeting, coming right at the start of the camera cutting to him.  John has adopted a facial quirk of Mary’s - that’s something people do when they are very close, when they are ‘in sync’.  It’s a very clever bit of John’s character development by Martin Freeman.  Amanda is quite the nose wrinkler in ‘real life’ and I wonder if Martin caught himself picking up on that mannerism early in their relationship.

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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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isis-:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

this seems like it should go on that portal to hell post from hella long ago… 

isis-:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

this seems like it should go on that portal to hell post from hella long ago… 

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thebridgeacross:

chokinghazard:

?????

MY BEST FRIEND FUCKING RAN INTO JENSEN AND JARED AT A 7-11

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woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

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toned-tanned-fit-andready:

the-war-inmymind:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a f*cking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

THANK GOD THIS IS BACK

IT’S BACK

(Source: paintgod, via i-make-monsters-of-wise-men)

qersty:

shinyv:

the AMERICAN crayon

Mexico is in america

qersty:

shinyv:

the AMERICAN crayon

Mexico is in america

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disneyismyescape:

never-not-not-normal:

PUNCHING HANS IN THE FACE.

NOW IN HD.

the greatest movie event since the lion king

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theravenchilde:

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

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